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Everybody farts

August 12, 2018 by Kane Simms

It doesn’t matter who they are.

They could be big, small, wealthy, poor, attractive, acquired, fat, skinny.

They could be intimidating, shy, a leader, a follower, soft, hard, interesting, boring.

They could look different, walk different, talk different.

They could be tattooed, pierced, deaf, dumb, blind, have one eye, have no eyes, three fingers.

They could be entitled, harsh, selfish, bossy, uncooperative, narrow minded.

They could be right wing, left wing, dead centre, Christian, Muslim, Jewish.

They could like cricket, pool, football, basketball, golf, polo.

They could be upper class, middle class, lower class, royalty.

They could like you, loathe you, love you, hate you.

They could treat you well, poorly, indifferent.

They could notice you, acknowledge you, ignore you.

It doesn’t matter who they are. It doesn’t matter how they treat you.

They’re all people. They all fart.

It’s how you treat them that counts.

Filed Under: Thoughts Tagged With: interpersonal, social

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